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Dr. Damien P. Williams: Like TSCC s03 John Connor, But Better
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Hey FDA? I ask again: why y'all out here letting the world's most divorced man put chips in people's brains? Especially after nonhuman animal testing killed **65% Of The Subjects** I ask again, again: What in the ACTUAL FUCK is going on with us as a species right now, because it all seems VERY BAD.

Elon Musk Says Neuralink Has Implanted Its Chip in a Human for the First Time
Elon Musk Says Neuralink Has Implanted Its Chip in a Human for the First Time

The billionaire says that the patient who underwent the startup's experimental surgery is "recovering well."

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Do we have any evidence he isn’t just making shit up, as he likes to do?

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LClawcreep.bsky.social

More accurate headline seems like it should be "local man gets other local man to sign broad liability waiver"

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Ggnot.bsky.social

"Elon says" should be the end of the analysis.

Clara Peller saying: "Where's the beef?"
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For all we know all they’ve got is a blinking kitchen magnet on someone who has a metal plate in their head and Meesa Musk is convinced enough to keep them in funding for another year

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DDwolvendamien.bsky.social

Because y'all seem to be misunderstanding: My problem is that he COULD do this if he wants *Because The FDA Approved Human Trials.* Which means he doesn't have to lie about having DONE it, just about whether it actually does anything meaningful at all & doesn't just, y'know, straight-up kill ppl

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KCkillerswan.bsky.social

it is all like what the time-traveling scriptwriters said so far

Arnold Schwarzenegger leaning back into the memory rewriting machine near the beginning of Total Recall, which I think may have been written by time travelers who specifically hate Elon
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fiercelady.bsky.social

He should insert it in his own brain.

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TAtrampschool.bsky.social

I used to this app people where people were so conceptually put off by billionaires chipping people that they refused to take life-saving vaccines. Those people must be furious today.

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Jjoelsftw.bsky.social

Money? To be honest I don't know what's going through their heads at this time. I would ask the guy who made it himself try it out first.

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PFfenderputty.bsky.social

Even if this thing was working 100% with no physical side effects, there’s no way I’m letting that man have access to a brain implant.

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Dr. Damien P. Williams: Like TSCC s03 John Connor, But Better
@wolvendamien.bsky.social
Read threads Asst. Professor of Philosophy & Data Science, UNCC Degrees in Science, Technology, & Society; Philosophy; Religious Studies Thinking on Algorithms, 'A.I.,' Human Values, Marginalized Lived Experiences, Magic/Occult, Pop Culture He/Him/His
10.6k followers684 following8.9k posts