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Unexpected twist to David and Goliath?
Banger
I mean... He wanted to play Starview Valley but God said "Play some real meaty games, ya scrub"
Cain only did it because Abel gave him a controller that wasn't plugged in and said he was playing too.
Abel: The original smashed brother.
*pushes up glasses* *clears throat* I'm sorry, but that clearly was the ur-XBox controller, making this the primordial game of Killer Instinct.
oh my god
That's a HELL of a double-entendre!