*at five guys* me: i will have five guys waiter: there’s only two of us working

My five guys has only women working there.

me: ok can i talk to the manager waiter: but that would still only make it three

Going to some boogee ass five guys

At once?

Worst. Orgy. Ever.

3 of the guys were lost that day

then go find 3 more guys

That's why Guys Pizza was peak. No matter how many guys were working, you got em all on your guy meatzza.

tell the lazy people at home to bring their selves

me: then pull someone off the street! stop making excuses and cook me five humans!