Professional Oaths xkcd.com/2843

hypodermic oath: first set the tip into skin then push the plunger

Hypnotic Oath: First, you are getting sleepy, very sleepy.

I don't understand this what wizard language is it in

Hypodermic oath: first pierce the skin.

Hypnagogic Oath would be a sweet band name

You are consistently fookin 'amazing. Thank you.

Somehow I expected an hypochondriac oath.

"Shimmering intangibly" pretty much sums up how I feel every day.

Hydrophobic oath: First, touch no water.

Was waiting for hyperbolic though