Matter xkcd.com/2967

“Calculate the angular momentum around the axles of rotation.”

Is Tony Hawk's Pro Fesser 3 the one where you unlock Carl Sagan after getting three gold medals on every lecture

“Unless we make matter skate mongo switch…”

Tony Hawk has been a professor of applied physics his entire life, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

"You goofy-footed bastard, I'm in" -- Hawk accepting a fellowship at CERN, probably

But that would also imply a limited, 2-axis world: Street…and Vert…

Made entirely of strange quarks?

Unfortunately, his lectures suffer a little from the fact that his students don't recognise their professor.

He just walks everywhere since he got tenured

Ahyuck! Goofy Matter!

a cartoon dog wearing a hat and a vest

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