They're telling me join Bluesky. Join Mastodon. Join Threads. Join Spoutible. Join Post. Me? All I want is my rug back, man...

Join them all immediately. And join Hive and Discord while you’re at it. You’ll need those accounts too.

It really tied the room together.

Threads is like posting a photo on Instagram of your witty copywriting from your Notes app.

Threads is noisy AF and just everyone yelling at the same time, trying to get attention. 🥱

Bluesky: it will give you your rug back

That thing really tied your social media together, man.

and my Creedence

Joining social media platforms has become an addiction .

8 year olds, dude

It really ties the social media room together, man