Me: I really need to catch up on my backlog. Also me: Do you think a depressed person could buy THIS?!
What am I supposed to do while the movers are packing my house into their truck? I’ve got cold drinks on hand for them, but like.. what do I DO? Stand around and watch them bust their asses? It’s kind of like having Happy Birthday sung to me. No idea what to do, it’s a nightmare.
Darmok and Jalad at Kamabla
who's ready for a week of hand-wringing from the most insufferable liberals you know about how it's So Uncouth to be disappointed he didn't bite it
Least cowardly antifa member
computer scientists: we have invented a virtual dumbass who is constantly wrong tech CEOs: let's add it to every product
Jimmy Carter can’t cross over to the other side until EVERY FUCKING AMERICAN apologizes to him
Wait, why? Is there a hidden Neo-Nazi message in there somewhere?