The Death of Cathy

Me: I really need to catch up on my backlog. Also me: Do you think a depressed person could buy THIS?!

What am I supposed to do while the movers are packing my house into their truck? I’ve got cold drinks on hand for them, but like.. what do I DO? Stand around and watch them bust their asses? It’s kind of like having Happy Birthday sung to me. No idea what to do, it’s a nightmare.

Darmok and Jalad at Kamabla

who's ready for a week of hand-wringing from the most insufferable liberals you know about how it's So Uncouth to be disappointed he didn't bite it

computer scientists: we have invented a virtual dumbass who is constantly wrong tech CEOs: let's add it to every product

Jimmy Carter can’t cross over to the other side until EVERY FUCKING AMERICAN apologizes to him

George Soros has the chance to do the funniest thing possible

I have never seen a “Fast & Furious” movie. I’m about to watch them all. Here goes.

Best scene in Rebirth so far.