the number of dramatisations of the Prince Andrew interview I was in the market for was actually zero but I appreciate the offers

Does this week's Zahawi interview count as a tribute?

Absolutely this. Once upon a time I worked on Newsnight so people keep asking me about them - absolutely not interested…

Going to start selling the film rights for every interview I do

I was about to joke about a musical version but then I remembered Channel 4 actually did that.

At this point I'd rather we get a show about the Maitlis/McAlister rivalry that triggered all this

A dramatisation of an *interview* between two living people that happened well within recent memory is such a baffling idea It's the pop-culture equivalent of someone leaning over your shoulder in the cinema to wrongly tell you what just happened in the film you're currently watching

Like the dramatisation where Diana dies, Harry escapes with Meghan, Charles banishes Harry from his family, welcomes Andrew back after extreme perspiration issues at Pizza Express following considerable numbers of flights to and from Jeffrey Epstein’s villa Oh that’s just reality not dramatisation

Are they aware the Prince Andrew interview was actually filmed when it happened

I could do with a Taiwanese CGI news depiction of the interview, but that about it.

When i was a Kid , people used to call him Randy Andy . cos they knew what he was about. people memory hole what others already knew .When i was a Kid , people used to call him Randy Andy . cos they knew what he was about. people memory hole what others already knew .