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Richard "Bullseye" Hollander
@yourotherleft.bsky.social
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HOhausofdecline.bsky.social

A woman sees Trent Reznor at concert singing "I want to fuck you like an animal." The woman, later in a hotel room smacks the side of her face and says "wow I can't believe I'm hooking up with Trent Reznor." She hears Trent's voice come from an open door. He says "okay, I'm ready..." He is dressed up like the muppet Animal, with drumsticks and a chain, but he is still wearing a black mesh shirt. The woman says "oh, that's what you meant."
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Snycsouthpaw.bsky.social

Notable achievement in being a hater. www.theartnewspaper.com/2024/08/27/s...

TO THOSE WHO FIND THIS NOTE
IF YOU HAVE FOUND THIS NOTE YOU MUST BE ENGAGED IN DEMOLISHING ONE OF THE FALSE COLUMNS THAT HAVE BEEN PLACED IN THE FOYER OF THE SAINSBURY WING OF THE NATIONAL GALLERY. I BELIEVE THAT THE FALSE COLUMNS ARE A MISTAKE OF THE ARCHITECT AND THAT WE WOULD LIVE 10
REGRET OUR ACCEPTING THIS DETAIL OF HIS DESIGN.
LET IT BE KNOWN THAT ONE OF THE DONORS OF THIS BUILDING IS ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED THAT YOUR GENERATION HAS DECIDED TO DISPENSE WITH THE UNNECESSARY COLUMNS.
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BCbenjaminckinney.com

Hey, science fiction writers. A request to make. Normally it's unethical to discuss a story we didn't buy. But years later, there's a "one that got away" I still think about, and I REALLY want to know who wrote it. Did YOU write about space snails taking over the anglican church? (Read on...)

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Kmykafuiohkafui.bsky.social

A fan that doesn’t oscillate is essentially the same thing as a selfish lover. Blow the entire room or don’t waste my time!

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WMweirdmedieval.bsky.social

damn this quote about london from the 1200s makes it sound so epic????

image contains text that reads: You will come to London. Behold, I warn you, whatever of evil or of perversity there is in any, whatever in all parts of the world, you will find in that city alone. Go not to the dances of panders, nor mix yourself up with the herds of the stews; avoid the talus and the dice, the theatre and the tavern. You will find more braggadocios there than in all France, while the number of flatterers is infinite. Stage players, buffoons, those that have no hair on their bodies, Garamantes, pickthanks, catamites, effeminate sodomites, lewd musical girls, druggists, lustful persons, fortunetellers, extortioners, nightly strollers, magicians, mimics, common beggars, tatterdemalions,—this whole crew has filled every house. So if you do not wish to live with the shameful, you will not dwell in London.
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TAseamas.bsky.social

When I was 7, my teacher told us to write an article about “world cultures” for school over the weekend. I remembered it late on Sunday so in a panic I made up something called the "Icelandic Fish Festival", figuring said teacher wouldn’t know either way.

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RHyourotherleft.bsky.social

As you may have seen, there's a recent official portrait of King Charles, and it looks like something out of a horror movie. His bright red uniform blends into the red background like he’s rising out of a sea of blood.

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TAseamas.bsky.social

For those who don't know this story, which I first shared six years ago today.... This one time I got my days wrong at work and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine. 🧵

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RHyourotherleft.bsky.social

Someone punched a hole in the sky.

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Richard "Bullseye" Hollander
@yourotherleft.bsky.social
34 followers33 following125 posts