ABOUT TIME!!! Congratulations to you both.

I think it might turn up if you're patient Gonzo.

MUCH better event than the lacklustre inaugural one last year, mainly due to the infinitely better venue. I got the impression that the players weren't happy with it last year either, hope that feeling has changed alongside the viewing audience's.

And because I love you, Bluesky, I'm doing a giveaway for a signed copy. Just repost this post, and I'll pick a winner at the end of the weekend. (This is a Bluesky exclusive, so don't tell the people on the other site)

And if Gonzo, who is a cat, was speaking Spanish, this would matter.

That may not be possible.

Calm is overrated Gonzo.

People can say what they like about BMW and Audi drivers but in my experience, the biggest idiots on the road are always in Volvos.

"I'll tell you when you're done, ok?"

If you have more than a handful of things, my local Aldi won't let you use the self scan any more, it's too busy. I'd prefer if they got rid of all but one manned checkout and just let us get on with it. One checkout for people who don't like to self scan would never have a queue, guaranteed.