Annual Halloween plea: Please don't put costumes on your cat if they don't like it! They trust you and don't understand why you're suddenly frightening and hurting them. We have plenty of apps to make funny photos now, there's simply no need to make them uncomfortable for your amusement.

ABOUT TIME!!! Congratulations to you both.

I wear orwinge to show Jus how much I care For all da liddle hoomins Da ones dat surbibed Da ones dat neber came home Wen dey was all sended To wezzydenshil skool I wear orwinge to show Dat liddle hoomins matter To neber forget To halp dem all heal #OrangeShirtDay#NDTR

I think it might turn up if you're patient Gonzo.

MUCH better event than the lacklustre inaugural one last year, mainly due to the infinitely better venue. I got the impression that the players weren't happy with it last year either, hope that feeling has changed alongside the viewing audience's.

And because I love you, Bluesky, I'm doing a giveaway for a signed copy. Just repost this post, and I'll pick a winner at the end of the weekend. (This is a Bluesky exclusive, so don't tell the people on the other site)

And if Gonzo, who is a cat, was speaking Spanish, this would matter.

It time for inside But den I dissypeer Mama, she call, I not anyware near As I go eksplor All inbizzybil me My twakky tag ses It not noe ware I be Den wen it all dark Bak to home, I go run I gets in big trubble But had so much fun! #CheddarPoetry#IBeInvizzybilNinja

Figgy found a hopper And den he start to play He not be bestest hunter Cuz da hopper got away Lost and found, and losted Wen da mama found his tweat Den silly liddle Figgy Had his hopper bak to eat #CheddarPoetry#SillyFiggy#Hopper#Gwassyhopper#HeNotDaBestestHunter#Kwunchy

Da air be hot But da flor be kool I spwall out It nice on my tummy Figgy comes Figgy copys He spwalls out His tummy on da flor Togeber, we be Da mama, she awws But it not be long Til we wessle and chase #TooHot#Brudders#Wessles#FiggyAlwaysCopyingMe