Every post on Threads is like this. Just the most empty headed LinkedIn level nonsense.

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In 2022, a Tiktok influencer with 1.3 million followers was found dead in a locked room next to a puddle of water. A doctor was called in but said, "I can't do this. This is my son!"

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Engagement! Community!

that TikTok influencer grew up to be Martin Luther King Jr.

And do you know who that TikTok influencer was? Emilio Esteves, the Mighty Ducks man, I swear to god!

When the users are on Threads, they should always be asking, "Why are we on Threads?"

I love this shit hell yeah dude. Mark Zuckerberg loves you

I'm focused on saying really dumb shit and hoping it makes me a million bucks.

This feels like an anecdote that would open one of the million self help books that If Books Could Kill covers