I think my new retirement plan is to play my cello in the forest to make the mushrooms happy

D A B F# G D G A Mushrooms all kill themselves

Lovely!

If only the availability of underground music was the limiting factor in forest restoration.

@shanahipharpy.bsky.social what a grand purpose in life 🎵🎶

Wear layers—the weather can be changeable this time of year.

Then I would like to identify as fungus bc who wouldn't want to live in a forest where people come to play cello for me. Thank you in advance.

All those Norwegian black metal bands taking their band photos in the middle of a forest were trying to tell us something.

Me with my Cello making the Orks around me happy.

real @crystal.envt.gay time

(This is pure fantasy of course. What self-employed genXer is going to be able to retire? 🤣)