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lrt has alt text ftr that account has good(dubious) alt text

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JESUSCRO.BMF

Jesus Christ crucified on the cross, blood trailing from the nail wounds in his hands. Long story, but on a trip to Moscow in 1990, Samantha saw a Russian production of โ€œJesus Christ Superstarโ€โ€”โ€œะ˜ะธััƒั ะฅั€ะธัั‚ะพั-ะกัƒะฟะตั€ะทะฒะตะทะดะฐ.โ€ It was the tail end of the Soviet Union. Glasnost was in the air. Years later, when asked by the prison psychologist about the trip, Samantha said she only remembered two things. One, waiting in line for hours at McDonalds. And two, Jesus was fucking hot. Up there half naked on the cross, his six pack glistened under the stage lights. When he gasped at the end, โ€œFather, into your hands, I commend my spirit,โ€ his abs rippled like a snake in motion. All Samantha could think was, Jesus Fucking Christ, commend yourself in my hands.
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Koldkels.bsky.social

alfred: will it work, sir? batman: only one way to find out (batman applies mascara with expert precision, looks amazing)

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AWtheweightofuwu.bsky.social

there's a fine line between "the things you want are difficult but achievable" and "you'd have the things you want if you'd worked harder and it's your fault you don't have them" and frankly i see a lot of people who aren't on the side of that line that they think they are

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Okay reposting for the last time. Once again thank you to everyone who has helped. Even a little helps a lot. Been applying for more jobs and one job opening looks potentially promising so over the next month I hope to be employed again eventually.

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learning that the navy seal copypasta was only invented in 2010

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productivity

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We imagine improving our lives as gradient descent through material contexts: [who] am I dating? Where do I live? Who are my friends? Whatโ€™s my job? But (sometimes, not always) this is like looking at a tomato seed freshly sewn and asking โ€œCan I eat this?โ€ to judge its value in your life

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very deep in social-anxiety land, have not made it out today for 3 weeks this sucks

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this is gonna be so fun to stare at

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