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stupid zomfie. he/him.
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The original intro text is still the best starting point!

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.
Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst His soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever-vigilant Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliens, heretics, mutants - and worse.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruellest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.
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I don't know, I've run into a lot of the romance options in that game and I'm pretty sure tongues get traded a lot!

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Both his Gaunt's Ghosts and Inquisition series are great looks at the actual 40K setting (which is 10K later than the Heresy).

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I thought I knew this, but apparently I was thinking of the NIGHTBREED rip-off from CJ Carella published by Palladium, NIGHTBANE.

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Yes, Pete Rose bet on baseball and lied about it for decades. But today is not the time to focus on that. Today is the time to focus on the fact that when he was 34 and married with two kids he committed statutory rape with one girl and allegedly many others and then lied about *that*.

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You know, they could remake HIGHLANDER these days with good swordplay and Clancy Brown in the "Ramirez" role. He's only about ten years older than Sean Connery was back then.

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whatzite.bsky.social

NYT put "Kamala Harris and her problem in interviews" on their front page today so don't hold your breath

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KTkentremendous.bsky.social

I suppose the reason the press has been reticent to use the word "lie" when referring to Donald Trump's nonsense is that they don't want to ascribe motive. But when Vance says *Trump* was the one who capped Medicare at $35, that's a fucking lie, and you can and should just call it a lie.

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Mark Zuckerberg keeps trying to tell us what the future is, but he’s such an out of touch dork all of his ideas are so *embarrassing*. Out here accidentally cosplaying Edna Mode and Carl from Up at the same time.

Mark Zuckerberg wearing a pair of comically thick framed glasses. They look like the kind of joke glasses you wear in a photo booth at a wedding where you’re a plus one. Like pair of glasses on a character actor in a theme park. The thick frames an animator draws onto a character to let us know they’re a nerd.
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@zomfie.bsky.social
stupid zomfie. he/him.
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