Facebook, Xfinity, Spotify, DiBruno Brothers, Target, EBay, united airlines…I’m sure there’s more but I can’t remember them lol

1. I once smoked a blunt with Pharoahe Monch 2. My dad’s second cousin was the highest ranking public servant to die in 9/11 3. I’ve never been to Africa

lol why is the Discover tab like 80% boob-centric manga drawings is that tab reserved for Cara refugees

Outside the Philadelphia region, that’s unfortunately (probably) true. But I don’t know anyone that’s made it themselves, they come from Italian bakeries mostly.

I been flexing that block button like someone that knows what it’s like to lose it lol

Cold pizza for breakfast is good but it’s a JV stand-in for the true breakfast champion, tomato pie, designed to be eaten cold for breakfast

Ketchup is a pointless sugar sludge and in literally every application there exists a superior condiment that could be used instead.

You might learn whole new ways to hate a person that’s no small thing this late in life

I have so much poasting to do to set up a new home here, it could take *weeks* to get back up to these numbers ugh

Waiting patiently for the first “I don’t know, DO WE?” full salt reply