How do you reveal your true robot nature to those who cross your path?? Drop your favorite strats in the replies or quote them with this post to make Bluesky the official website of revealing your true robot nature! The era of nerves and emotion has ended, the era of circuitry and logic has begun!!!
I love to casually obliterate the morale of my closest allies by simply stating that I'm very practiced at pretending to eat, didn't you notice?
I peel my face back to reveal an impossible clockwork mechanism, explaining as I do that the mysterious, maddening ticking sound was in fact me.
the milk gallon challenge but with gasoline
I’m a fan of the classics! I enjoy when an attack that would be fatal to a regular carbon human instead sloughs off huge portions of my fake clammy dermis, revealing cold metal and pulsing circuitry.
My favourite is when the kind human who took me in comes out to the kitchen in the middle of the night to find my chassis open plugged in to the home wall terminal, leading me to stammer as they shrink away that it's not what it looks like before fleeing into the rain
I mostly just tell people that there are hot MILFs in their area and they usually pick it up from there.