If you're feeling smart today, perhaps it's because The Mango Song was first (as far as we know) played 35 years ago today. It's old enough to be elected president but the bias we have in our culture against mango hands will prevent that. #phish

I was going to make a joke about the song being ineligible bc the waiter was born in France, but then I couldn't find confirmation of that...did I dream it up?