bigfoot is bears and also ABSOLUTELY CAKED UP
i kinda want to make bumper stickers that just say "bigfoot is bears"
cruising through istockphoto and coming across a blurry photo of myself giving bigfoot head. all expected reactions of shock and confusion pushed aside for an immediate thought of "i wonder what was the artistic intent behind giving bigfoot a chode dick"
My Bluesky Halloween costume:
"Aliens brought bigfoot to protect them from the dinosaurs while they mined the gold. They are the first people"
Horror TTRPG One Shot; A bunch of ill-prepared Bigfoot hunters, deep in the woods, trying to find Bigfoot in the middle of fall. You know, the time of year where bears are desperately trying to bulk up as much as possible.
Q5: It’s almost impossible to talk about wilderness mysteries without mentioning Bigfoot. Do you believe in the possibility of this elusive creature, or is it just a myth? #ParkChat#ExplorationProject#NationalParks
"If Bigfoot is there, it might be a bear" is the mnemonic America didn't know it needed
People seeing bears in the wild and thinking it must be bigfoot makes me so sad. Encountering a bear (or any wild large mammal) can feel surreal. It's a unique, rare experience most people don't live. You can feel special knowing you saw a wild bear. It doesn't need to be bigfoot to be special.