Geppetto is SO HARD. I feel like I never get any hits in on him before I'm surrounded by the puppets. I did manage to defeat Hans the other night (3 tries) and it felt SO GOOD.
I meant “sexy man Geppetto tattoo” as in something that represents him, but now I’m imagining him portrayed very sexily in some sort of pin-up pose. I would get a tattoo of that.
Thinking about Lies of P tattoos again and as much as I would love fannish tattoos, I never have any idea on what I’d get, in theory. Too many options. Would love a sexy man Geppetto tattoo though. Don’t even know what exactly but something to represent my love for the vile father, lmfao.
*us three in the bushes, watching Geppetto be a sexy old man with his sexy chest hair* 😳😳😳
Geppetto is so sexy. The people are on the lookout for discussion. 😳 (It’s me. I’m people.) We actually had a bunch of Geppetto lovers here like a year ago but I think they returned to Twt. 😂 Bsky used to be the hip place for lovers of vile Geppetto. (Please talk about the vile man always. 😳)
I'm making a beckoning motion with my hand; Come, there is room for both of us in this conveniently placed foliage. Funny how I've been considering typing names sloppily before to not jump scare ppl doing random fandom searches but then thought to myself Why Would Anyone Do A Search For Geppetto?
There’s a cannibalism flash exchange coming up and my immediate thought was “Geppetto” because I’m just like that, but now I’m obsessed once more with real boy cannibal Carlo. (Drabble in progress. ✌️)
I looked up “geppetto” on the bsky because I’m thirsty and this was the latest post and I am so pleased Geppetto’s silvery chest hair is so sexy (I’ve never seen it but I know)
while geppetto is busy ogling his son's i will ogle at geppetto from inside the bushes nearby. hopefully carlo persuaded him into undoing his top buttons so there's some chest hair peeking out