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Aauroradesu.bsky.social

"Hoshino Ai of the monitor, what is your wisdom?" "Destroy the Golden Horde and become the unquestionable ruler of all Russia✨"

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surfingthepast.bsky.social

Also the first thing people panic about in a catastrophe is toilet paper. Why do you think they immediately horde it

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Mstandupmackan.bsky.social

Jag hörde mig själv på radio och det vet alla att P3 lägger på Stockholmska i sina kompressorer!

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OBaxelvoldbarr.bsky.social

Ja, kanske. Sökte och fick vapenfri. Överklagade mina placeringar tills jag fick placering som grovarbetare vid arkeologiska utgrävningar. Samma dag som jag fick det beslutet läste jag i tidningen att riksantikvarieämbetet beslutat att inte kalla in fler vapenfria. Efter det hörde ingen av sig

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Sstateoverse.bsky.social

✨️🗡💢ALERT💢🗡✨️ #Statoversianscreations.mattel.com/products/mas...

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FGfairygodmegan.bsky.social

To the tune of In Rainbows, House of Cards "I don't wanna' follow you, I just want a horde of loud gays"

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MMdrakesmitha12.bsky.social

Imagine, if you will, seeing a horde of the rolling trash cans exiting a car meet-up. They look even more ludicrous en masse. Also, their headlight set up is appallingly annoying.

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Ffesshole.bsky.social

I'm a runner and I've also done many marathons. If I start to get tired I imagine the runners behind me are a horde of zombies trying to catch me. Helps me to keep going.

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Efabjx.bsky.social

short story where the massive animal print revival of 2024 accidentally wakes up a horde of forgotten leopard and zebra deities with sinister intents

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Saddedviolence.bsky.social

8. Broom #zineoween

i sweep the graves
four times a day
the leeches hide in the leaves
they burrow through rotten wood
trying to eat our dead 
in autumn i can hear their screams
from beyond the veil
and when i cannot sleep
i take the knife 
fashioned from a fence post
and peel a piece of my leg
to toss to the ravenous horde
a pound of flesh 
for a moment of silence
and the hope 
that they'll gain a taste 
for the living
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