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FGfairygodmegan.bsky.social

To the tune of In Rainbows, House of Cards "I don't wanna' follow you, I just want a horde of loud gays"

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MMdrakesmitha12.bsky.social

Imagine, if you will, seeing a horde of the rolling trash cans exiting a car meet-up. They look even more ludicrous en masse. Also, their headlight set up is appallingly annoying.

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Ffesshole.bsky.social

I'm a runner and I've also done many marathons. If I start to get tired I imagine the runners behind me are a horde of zombies trying to catch me. Helps me to keep going.

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Efabjx.bsky.social

short story where the massive animal print revival of 2024 accidentally wakes up a horde of forgotten leopard and zebra deities with sinister intents

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Saddedviolence.bsky.social

8. Broom #zineoween

i sweep the graves
four times a day
the leeches hide in the leaves
they burrow through rotten wood
trying to eat our dead 
in autumn i can hear their screams
from beyond the veil
and when i cannot sleep
i take the knife 
fashioned from a fence post
and peel a piece of my leg
to toss to the ravenous horde
a pound of flesh 
for a moment of silence
and the hope 
that they'll gain a taste 
for the living
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Kgrishund.bsky.social

Jag ser till att Ă€ta minst tvĂ„ bullar varje tisdag nĂ€r vi har fika för jag tĂ€nker att snart försvinner det. Hörde en lĂ€rare klaga över att vi inte fĂ„r smörgĂ„sar istĂ€llet. Vi fĂ„r Wienerbröd, kladdkaka eller lyxbullar. Älskar bullarna mest.

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SRmioxenoblade.bsky.social

Anyone else accidentally horde tons of receipts in bag since you keep forgetting to bin them, then lose something important under like 30ish of them in your bag.

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CHunderscore-b.bsky.social

Adding on the to do list; doodle of me and my small Mongol horde of gryphon friends. Wait... do they follow the feline protocol? Maybe *I* was the one adopted. Fuck.

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CCiltenore.bsky.social

Precis vad som hÀnt inom mycket offentlig förvaltning redan. Inte pga AI, utan pga bestÀllarorganisationer och outsourcing. Trafikverket Àr nog det tydligaste exemplet. Med resultatet ineffektiv och dyr förvaltning. Senast idag hörde jag om kommuners önskan att ta tillbaka verksamheter

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Ffactualno1.bsky.social

And it also gave him a larger horde of meatriders that defend him no matter what for whatever reason

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