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Ppyperkub.bsky.social

From the Fediverse - do the skywriters have any others?

Image of toot:" Imagine if people in everyday life behaved like Trump behaves:

You go to check out at the grocery store and your cashier rambles and says hateful things to and about the other shoppers, and keeps like 1/5 of your groceries. 

You try telling the doctor what’s going on with your stomach and she goes on a long rant about how brilliant she is at stomach medicine and how all her professors raved about how she knew more about stomachs than they did, but then she tells you to eat nothing but sand for the next 4 years. 

You try and ask the person at the power company why your bill is 3x more than normal, and the customer service clerk just does a smug little shuffling dance while pretending you’re not there."
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TKtomkiss.net

Fucking yes! Caramac is back! It’s appeared in stores again. The last time I saw it in a shop (after hearing it was discontinued), I bought their entire box they, much to the surprise of the cashier.

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CSjonerthon.bsky.social

And sometimes it’s 81 degrees out on the back half of October and you need an ice cream sandwich and a Big Gulp (+the 7-Eleven cashier didn’t charge me for the latter!)

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Tpunksvng.bsky.social

she goes to the bookshop again on thursday and buys a bookmark. maybe just bc she needed it, maybe so she could have a little interaction with sh. the pretty pretty cashier sighes as she scans the item.

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MOmoeottis.bsky.social

I met this guy at a Wawa while on a road trip to Maine. I’ll never forget the shit he pulled on the cashier.

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Iiankumohara.bsky.social

I just got called out by the cashier at a fast food drive through for bumping the Evangelion OST (REI I theme)

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SNsamhainnight.bsky.social

They have this at the regular checkout now too, to make sure the cashier is scanning everything. It's buggy and flawed and it's powered by AI. Because of course it is.

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SDscottdagostino.bsky.social

The PC Optimum app that gives you points on groceries has been locked on my phone for reasons unknown. This stresses my thrifty hubby. “You have to call,” says the cashier. So I’m here with “higher than normal call volume” yada yada, on hold for *50 minutes* now. PEOPLE HAVE LIVES, LOBLAWS 😡

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Dneoncomet.bsky.social

Y'all ever think about Lucario and Zeraora having a cute date at a cafe and they know each other's order and also they're passionately making out and groping each other in front of the cashier

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KWtkingfisher.com

“No. They are not returnable under any circumstances.” He hangs up. The cashier says “He kept saying green cards!” We have been checked out for some minutes now but had to see how it ended.

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