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MVthunderstick.bsky.social

I feel Commie Maleficent Harris is for some reason going for an amalgam of some MILF pornstars with the face. The odd downside to Harris as Prez? Ooh... Man... We are gonna be INUNDATED with porn parodies. Mark my words.

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Wait...do you mean that child-you hallucinated/paranormally-experienced Maleficent coming out of the closet?!

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MGnomeindeciso.bsky.social

Day 6 of the #hARToween art challenge is Closet Monster This drawing is based on the time I saw cartoon Maleficent peering out of my closet when I was 5 or 6 yrs old while playing in my room alone and becoming more and more nervous that this exact thing would happen.

Maleficent from disney's Sleeping Beauty is peeking out from behind a closet door as a small child looks shocked and scared to see her. The words "based on a true story" are written at the top of the image.
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Tteeaitchare.bsky.social

The unstated implication is that Maleficent is a hot mom, or perhaps that her dragon form is specifically

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TFtrinityfate62.bsky.social

Dragon Maleficent confirmed S-tier bed breaker

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🚨 Breaking news! Prince Phillip CAPTURED! Maleficent strikes again! 😱 #DLP

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Vvysaika.bsky.social

They also could have gotten out of it by just not inviting the other faeries either, I think? Like if it was a whole "just inviting the important humans" event, I doubt she would have cared. But oh, inviting the other three faeries and NOT Maleficent? Oh that's a deliberate snub right there.

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T4fpzephyrtiger.bsky.social

I really wish there was more artwork of Maleficent conjuring storms or the forest of thorns spell with her cape / robes billowing out of control.

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