I need manhole Monday 🙏
Manhole Monday?
Good Morning, Sunshine! It's a Jocktober Manhole Monday! #manholemonday#manhole#pinkhole#jxc#jockstrap#jock#muscle😈🔥💪🏻🍑🕳️
The way I officially know I'll never be able to go back to being a dude is that I've started caring about shit like hair volume and having outfits that match. Thoughts like that would have been ejected from my mind a few years back faster than a manhole cover in a nuclear blast
This is crazy! The US was the first to launch an object into space! ?? Sputnik was just a later event in orbit. Here's a manhole cover! And the Germans launched an object. Hmm. www.businessinsider.com/fastest-obje...
An iron manhole cover was the fastest human-made object, launched into space with the US government's Operation Plumbbob nuclear tests in 1957.
Please hire me to be your town sorcerer. I can give high-fives to shrubberies. I can think about newts and salamanders for minutes at a time. I can decorate manhole covers with magical symbols using pine needles and acorn caps. I can encourage the mini moon to stay in our orbit.
Or to take the other side of this, why was a jam making manhole cover enthusiast who wanted to raise taxes on the rich suddenly made into the protagonist of British politics and compared to Hitler?