Good Morning, Sunshine! It's a Jocktober Manhole Monday! #manholemonday#manhole#pinkhole#jxc#jockstrap#jock#muscle😈🔥💪🏻🍑🕳️

The way I officially know I'll never be able to go back to being a dude is that I've started caring about shit like hair volume and having outfits that match. Thoughts like that would have been ejected from my mind a few years back faster than a manhole cover in a nuclear blast

This is crazy! The US was the first to launch an object into space! ?? Sputnik was just a later event in orbit. Here's a manhole cover! And the Germans launched an object. Hmm. www.businessinsider.com/fastest-obje...

A manhole cover launched into space with a nuclear test is the fastest human-made object. A scientist on Operation Plumbbob told us the unbelievable story.

An iron manhole cover was the fastest human-made object, launched into space with the US government's Operation Plumbbob nuclear tests in 1957.

Here at the Chicago Defender our promise is simple: you will fall into a manhole and die.

Please hire me to be your town sorcerer. I can give high-fives to shrubberies. I can think about newts and salamanders for minutes at a time. I can decorate manhole covers with magical symbols using pine needles and acorn caps. I can encourage the mini moon to stay in our orbit.

Or to take the other side of this, why was a jam making manhole cover enthusiast who wanted to raise taxes on the rich suddenly made into the protagonist of British politics and compared to Hitler?

Imagina! Domingo, depois de ter preparado seu almoço, lavado suas cuecas e limpado toda a casa, vc ter o único trabalho de chegar, no fim do dia, e meter o pau em mim! 🥰 #gaysex#gayboy#bdsmgay#bdsm#sub#gaybottom#manhole#cuceta#putinha#slut#gayslut#femboy#sissy#gayslave#slave

My favourite manhole cover in Coventry. Yorkshire House to House Electricity company operated from 1894 to 1897 to supply domestic electricity to Leeds. How did this get from Leeds to Coventry 127 years later

Tragedy is when I stub my toe, comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die. Guessing the techbros have some plan involving desalinization or harvesting Antarctica to keep themselves hydrated.

As a poll worker, I hope she falls into a manhole while walking her dog We do real, actual good faith voter engagement and her cynicism just creates anger and wasted time.