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Brad Ford
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my life is like a mystery novel where I am both the detective and the victim and the killer
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I'm 3 years old

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dogs 4 dinner

two plain hot dogs with a side of french fries
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my cat just started talking in a language neither of us know but both of us understand

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Good morning, baseball

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Hello baseball

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Pponder.ooo

if you are having fun i think you should be shot

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omg it's vietnam

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There's a bush outside my apartment that is home to dozens of rats. I Call it the rat bush. I have come to view it as a minor nature deity and I rely on its sage advice. I ask "oh rat bush, do I truly deserve affection?" The rat bush squeaks en masse. I say "you're right rat bush, I am worthy of love!" The rat bush squeaks, seemingly in agreement.
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A Jewish man holds out a contract and says to an Italian man "Time to finally sign this binding agreement between Jews and Italians." Contract reads "Agreement between all Jewish and Italian Peoples. 1. We can play each other in Movies/TV. 2. We're weird about out mothers. 3. Joint custody of Macho Man Randy Savage." The Jewish and Italian man both sign the document. An overjoyed Macho Man Randy Savage comes up behind them, embraces them both and says "Ooh Yeeah"
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Brad Ford
@21814615184.bsky.social
my life is like a mystery novel where I am both the detective and the victim and the killer
40 followers162 following407 posts