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Christina, mother of spiders
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I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't. Part time cryptid. Old AF Gen X metalhead. Don't silence your inner child Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly. Things I shouldn't have posted bit.ly/45B3P5f
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Is it weird I got a little turned on thinking about having the water back when I saw this photo of trucks bringing pipes into Asheville? Yeah baby, let us flush that toilet and take a shower!

Photo of trucks carrying water pipes. Text above says, "From Asheville FD: critical materials like new water pipes continue to arrive in Asheville and are in the process of being connected to our water service system. We are grateful to our state, federal, and private sector partners for their critical assistance.
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An edible weighted blanket made of Smoked Gouda would fix me.

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you may shake ponzu's hand if you wish but you will enter a deal for your soul

a black rat sitting awkwardly in a pink hammock with one front paw held out towards the camera
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Iโ€™d much rather live next to the sort of person who would paint a house this color than the sort of person who would publicly complain about it.

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printing tshirts that say SOMEONE AT THE BALTIMORE STATE HOSPITAL FOR THE CRIMINALLY INSANE LOVES ME โค๏ธ

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A website for religious guys who send dic pics called Christian Dingle

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Itโ€™s okay Bluesky, I too sometimes have trouble with my โ€œpipelineโ€ functioning correctly.

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Mminkitypinkity.bsky.social

when did it become my job to make my cancer easier for everyone else

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wife: *winking* the kids are out all evening, are you thinking what Iโ€™m thinking? me: *already setting up the Risk gameboard* Iโ€™m way ahead of you babe

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News people, it's "Appa latcha". As in "if you say Appa lay shuh I'll throw an apple atcha". Damage pics from nearby. Middle pic was the driveway after we got a few branches removed. It's cleared out now.

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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't. Part time cryptid. Old AF Gen X metalhead. Don't silence your inner child Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly. Things I shouldn't have posted bit.ly/45B3P5f
377 followers174 following548 posts