I'm fully committing to this life. Once an hour, on the hour, I will turn to my nearest compatriot and say "Ahhh, ain't nobody believes in Da Bat, dat's just a oiban legend"

Hearing any noise, waiting for 15 seconds and declaring aloud "Huh. Musta bin da wind."

Given my general size and presence I think I’ve got an exciting future in charging into a pillar and then being stunned

"Stop standin' around, ya yobs, GET HIM! He's just one guy!"

Saying “Word is, the clown’s gonna clip the cat’s claws, and Dent’s gonna pick up the pieces” so as to be overheard at Smashburger

"We run dis 'ere town, and ain't no souped-up chiropto- cheripto- bat sceincer gonna change dat."

"Dey say da joker's some kinda psychopath but he pays pretty good. And dat lady of his sure is a lookah""Dey say da joker's some kinda psychopath but he pays pretty good. And dat lady of his sure is a lookah"

As a comically short and rotund person, I do feel compelled to shout "'ey, who turned out the lights?!" whenever the power to the warehouse I'm guarding is cut.