Oh hey happy birthday!

What is it about autumn that makes me feel more and more sentimentally positive about the lord of the rings?

YES!

I need this to be a joke. Please.

I’m pretty sure mine got the kick after the sender called them to ask why they weren’t able to find a normal flat on a residential street. I’m sorry that it happened with a birthday present though, that’s rough.

I got deliveries from DHL and DHL express in the last couple of weeks. DHL from Sussex failed to find my address four times and then delivered an air fryer which had definitely been kicked. DHL express delivered a parcel from China into my hands in three days. I don’t understand how DHL is so poor.

At some point I’ve gotten really jaded about people posting about how sad it is that celebrities die comfortably into old age, surrounded by family after a successful life. It’s not sad, it’s a gift.

Stick some dorn yellow in it.

Having to use the cubicles at Barras and being forced to ask myself; do most men know what end piss comes out of? Are just just going in there and being surprised every time???

It turns out that you can have these as an adult, and you and your friends can kind of lace the city with them.