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Rose ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Seamstress, face painter, childminder, ME/CFS haver, dog lover, home wanter, rascal. She/Her (cis)
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I've designed a phone without all the annoying apps and features. There's just one big button you smash that says WIFE and it calls your wife. If you don't have a wife then you practice with it for when you do

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Ohohoho!

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Okay I'm OBSESSED

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Oh that is such a god awful song to play at a funeral! It's a terrible song to play anywhere but like... What were they thinking??

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it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more

photograph of a round cake covered in chocolate crunchies with ice cream cone horns, eyes, a wide pink smile, little arms and a belly indicating a friendly little monster guy
photograph of the actual cake through a carvel box, the guy looks fuuuuucked upppppp. he looks surprised and disgusted
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Saying the quiet part out loud, OIL IS A RACKET! ITS PRICE IS A POLITICAL CHOICE AND WE CAN DROP IT OVER 33% ON A WHIM AT ANY TIME TO BLACKMAIL EVERYONE!

Saudi arabia threatens to cut oil prices to $50 per barrel, a 33% cur because it feels other countries aren't comparing with the racket's mafia style agreements
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Fingers crossed!

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Uh oh! That sounds like the lurgy I had.

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Hahaha yes

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Rose ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
@anaemicroyalty.bsky.social
Seamstress, face painter, childminder, ME/CFS haver, dog lover, home wanter, rascal. She/Her (cis)
412 followers57 following3.2k posts