There is no rhetorical device more aggravating than, “fixed it for you.”

it's been a whole lifetime and I still can't get over the fact flowers become fruit, just like that. This planet is incredible

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The GOP candidate: I haven’t killed all the people I want to yet, but I’m making a good start. I give puppies rabies as a hobby. Here’s the list of ongoing pogroms I’m trying to get off the ground. My plan to fix the economy is fuck you. The polls: 49/51

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SOscarlettohairdye.bsky.socialSep 19, 2024 5:22pm

Holy shit let's go let's go LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO chicago.suntimes.com/transportati...

Feds target SUV, truck size to save pedestrian lives — ‘one of the last frontiers of vehicle safety’

The U.S. National Highway Traffic Safety Administration stunned safety advocates by proposing new vehicle design rules that it says will help reduce pedestrian deaths. The rules will likely change veh...

Bluesky has had video for 1 day, and already the ecosystem is being populated with healthy new growth. Nature is healing.

*whistles*

TOtheonion.comSep 11, 2024 6:48pm

Sweetgreen Expands Line Of Kids’ Meals For Adult Women With Eating Disorders

LOS ANGELES—In an effort to better cater to its customer base, Sweetgreen unveiled an expanded line of kids’ meals Wednesday for adult women with eating disorders. “For years, our gaunt customers have...

The more I look at the duck-billed kitten, the harder I laugh. Oh lord, the replies are killing me. 🤣

MHmichaelhobbes.bsky.socialSep 11, 2024 1:54pm

james are you ok

Dick Cheney? Really? My 2024 Bingo card has grown legs and is trying to eat one of the cats.

Hey, #nativeplants people, there’s a fall sale coming up locally, and I’ve only ever planted new stuff in spring. Fall planting is a thing? The babies won’t freeze in Jan’s inevitable polar vortex? Please reassure me 🙏🌿❄️