I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast haha you've been just completely fuckin owned plumless asshole

Plumless asshole is kind of my whole deal tbh

Genuinely chuckle every time I see this format, thanks for keeping it going ☺️

I recorded this as a song and bluesky doesn't have file upload support yet 😔 Enjoy this spooky scary link instead file.io/UQMfVEJmOKJI

@taboulehfan.bsky.social

ur icon makes this post 👍❗❕

Amazing lmfao

Gods and hells I hate the original poem. The subversion did make me snicker a bit.

me @ william carlos williams

Joke’s on you; they were pluots.

this is so beautiful