myspace tom has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time and build an electric car

I support our troops and I hope the Nazi monkey from Raiders of The Lost Ark is burning in hell

If you liked Arrested Development (TV show) you should follow @bluthquotes.gobias.coffee

We went last month (June) and would agree 🇮🇸

mastodon user: It's so simple. First you pick a server, which is important, because they are all at war with, and hate the other servers. Then, to follow another user, you open your terminal and type >followctl -f -mode3 --dump @username@server --confirm followed by your UUID (memorize this!)

there could be a button in google meet that would play music before everyone joins so you can make sure your audio is set correctly

i feel like I could run either twitter or reddit and i 100% wouldn’t have felt that way a year ago

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this is wildly incriminating

Was writing an email to a guy named Jeff and accidentally wrote “Jeft.”