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caitlin s. pumpkins
@birdgehrl.bsky.social
red-to-blue state abortionista • sociolinguistics of cult/hcg identity researcher • ~certified~ beertender • occasional actor • 35, antifa, uff da, adhd et al., terminally online, 1312, 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈, opinions my own
340 followers548 following1.4k posts
tonight at my bar i watched a woman old enough to be my mother STICK HER FINGER ::IN:: THE SLUSHY MACHINE to get "just a little taste" then lie directly to the shift manager's face about having done so madam i pray your largest fuck?! where did you ACQUIRE this audacity?!
I. What. Why. No?!
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caitlin s. pumpkins
@birdgehrl.bsky.social
red-to-blue state abortionista • sociolinguistics of cult/hcg identity researcher • ~certified~ beertender • occasional actor • 35, antifa, uff da, adhd et al., terminally online, 1312, 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈, opinions my own
340 followers548 following1.4k posts