almost texted a friend being like "it's the freakin weekend!!" but then i realised it's sunday and everyone else's weekend is almost over

Road chip

here's a selfie i took the other night whilst pretty drunk. thank u.

accidentally played two Basement Jaxx tracks in a row so i dropped a third to make it look intentional. fuck it, i make the rules

cw: food made a big ass egg noodle stir fry the other day and im sad im not currently eating it

god created the heavens and the earth. and dragon girls with fat hogs

@xylnthetiger.bsky.social happy birthday cute tiger!! 🩵

i did it i booked getting my other earlobe pierced finally

i miss "twitter" by that i mean, i miss twitter in like 2009 when it was novel. and every tweet was just text, and you could have a custom profile background, and they let you do cool API shit, and it wasn't loaded with ads, and you could text a phone number to tweet. they really were simpler times

I heard someone pronounce LGBTQ "legebetequois" like it's French and I think this needs to catch on