NO LITERALLYYY
on board. this is my third year having a class mascot and every year the kids love him. this year my advisory students named our advisory group after him. when we use him as a talking piece they scold each other for dropping the plushie of the mascot on the floor.
i was talking to someone recently who was like high school kids don’t get into spirit days and teachers dressing up and i was like well yes and no. they don’t care until you’re like no i like this thing so we’re doing it and you’re gonna like it and the. by the third time you do the thing they get
the thing they don’t tell you about teaching high school is that high schoolers are also little babies who like to listen to directions
can i get a sticker that says “i had a squid mutual before it was cool” please!
things my cats have done today: - fall from the top of the window - be stinky little babies - sleep in my laundry basket - not pay their taxes
Me : invents a device to talk to cats Cat : oh god finally you understand whenever I meow for hours it’s because i want wet food I know this was so opaque for you Me : no no I knew u want wet food the whole time but you can’t have it whenever u want Cat : Me : Cat : first of all fuck you