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@borpht.bsky.social
#1 bsky DILF. Mildly online. Strictly Dadposting™ only
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Ssadie.bsky.social

reskeet if youre just here to smoke your fatty spliffers and bimble off to woo-woo land ❤️

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Sleeping on top of my horde of invite codes (1 code) like the world's shittiest little dragon

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KYwapplehouse.bsky.social

“You gotta try one a these, Tone. Chinese place a block ovah from Beansie’s got em. Little fried baggies ‘a cream cheese n shit. She called em crab raccoons or somethin, I dunno, they’re bites a heaven, T. Molto bene.”

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You wouldn't screenshot a meme
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BSguntoucher.bsky.social

Q: a group of amino acids are about to combine and form the first protein, the building blocks of what you call life. it's really quite fascinating. PICARD: Q if this charade is meant to dissuade me from "dipping my balls in it" you underestimate the tenacity of the human race!

Star Trek The Next Generation: All Good Things

Q and Picard on primordial earth
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Bborpht.bsky.social

Crop a screenshot my guy

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Bborpht.bsky.social

I will definitely agree that Steely Dan's 'Can't Buy A Thrill' belongs on a sexy playlist, although far from their best or most sexy work

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NCnormcharlatan.bsky.social

Creating a whole new personality for Bluesky, like a kid going off to college at a school where they don’t know anyone, surely if he acts cool, no one will know he was a massive loser at his old social network.

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EImycelialgurl.bsky.social

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PFpfrazee.com

now that I’m a dark mode sinner I can post stuff like this

my wife left my after I sat on my gun weird and blew off my entire dick and balls at the Cracker Barrel
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@borpht.bsky.social
#1 bsky DILF. Mildly online. Strictly Dadposting™ only
75 followers135 following139 posts