You rang?

Just a couple dudes headed down to Fenway

WE ARE SO BACK

Opening a tacqueria but naming it Tacorrhea

I just don't want to have to do this ever again so I'm willing to take the time to do it right

Not yet, turns out the deck underneath basically needed to be replaced. The decking looks good in the garage though 🙃

Maybe I could maybe not, but I'm definitely gonna CHOOSE not to

“We have different political views but that doesn’t mean we can’t get along” sorry my man but that explicitly means I will not get along with you

Grimace, the haunted purple McDonalds eunuch, was in our office today. I spent 20 minutes looking for him before learning he'd already left. I asked a colleague about him and he told me Grimace and his handler "had bad vibes." When pressed for details I was warned "he's called that for a reason"

Much like our parents with the JFK assassination, everyone my age remembers exactly what they were doing when they found out that You Oughta Know was written about Dave Coulier.