Them: Look! We got you a weird quirky thing for your birthday!! My well-curated, sorted-by-priority Amazon Wish List: *tumbleweeds*
[ interview at a 24 hour diner ] boss: can you cook nights a dragon: yes
Iām far too stupid to take part in political discourse.
Cracker Barrel should sell loose cigarettes
Celebrities Are Usually Terrible, Charlie Brown (TV-PG, 2024)
itās an open and shut case and you can also lock it itās got all the basic features
Elon Musk gets his jokes from popsicle sticks that are almost as old as Leonardo DiCaprioās girlfriends
Someone let me know when weāre all done describing things as āgiving ___.ā
Me: I'm ready for the cavity search. Dentist: We don't call it that.
Why couldn't bedhead be a socially acceptable look back in the nineties when I needed it to?