Nice try Twitter users but if there’s anything the past 10 years have taught us it’s that the twin powers of logic and reason are not going overcome the all consuming power of what happens to a 50 year old man when he can’t get pussy

I can totally see the Musk even giving the finger to Google anyway. He's got the fat cash.

Elon Musk also wasn't able to rename X because all apps on the App Store were required to have at least two letters in it too and there was no possible way he was going to be able to change and it's all over now Elo- oh who could have seen the rich guy talking his way into getting special treatment?

Spam his dms with 'twitter'

i was pretty sure people were misreading that requirement but maybe i'm wrong

Big "you can't do that, that's illegal." vibes.

LISTEN NOW, YOU WILL CALL IT X AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FIXED

It’s Zuck he can’t get.

I know. All that money, and the only one who will fuck you is catturd

Don't worry, I'm sure Twitter blue users will be able to block.

tbh fck him it's way funnier here