idk i just assumed taylor's bf would win the super bowl. i'm pretty sure this is all a simulation now anyway. of course she's dating a football man and of course he won the super bowl. none of this is real
It was highly emotional moment for me when the billionaire pop star excitedly hugged and kissed the millionaire NFL star after the game, celebrating yet another world dominant success to share with legions of adoring minions.
humans only exhibit 128 quantifiable behaviors, so yeah
I used this exact logic to bet and win money on the Chiefs last night?? There was no way that wasn't going to happenI used this exact logic to bet and win money on the Chiefs last night?? There was no way that wasn't going to happen
I’m right here with on that I think it’s alla crapshoot nicely said
You see how he got when he thought he wasn’t going to win. Not complimentary
"Popular girl dates jock" is so "traditional" you'd think would make conservatives ecstatic, but somehow even that makes them miserable.
It’s much more satisfying to me to frame it as “Taylor Swift won the Super Bowl” just for the potential MAGA-brain-melting properties of that statement.
We should all occasionally say "computer, end program" just to be on the safe side.
she's the most popular girl and he's the most popular boy!