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Chris Johnson
@captainslim.lol
Retired airline pilot, cryptography (not to be confused with cryptocurrency) enthusiast. Signal DMs: signal.captainslim.lol
119 followers217 following82 posts
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What a glorious truth to read spelled out, so unexpectedly and necessarily and shockingly, because of where we find ourselves

Excerpts from the text of the judgement striking down Georgia's abortion ban
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According to the in-flight map display, there’s a list of the ambassadors of Greece to Russia in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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he calls her a marxist but she's not the one getting publicly owned

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This massive moth, probably five inches across, was on my window for about nine hours a few days ago. I thought it had just landed there, but I found the remnants of a cocoon after it left, just below where it had been. So I think it was a brand-new moth, just emerged from its pupa.

A large moth with orange and gray markings is resting against a dark surface. The wings are spread wide, revealing intricate patterns, and its legs are visible.
A large orange moth rests against a window screen.
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My "Donald Trump is not weird" sign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my sign.

A bunch of weirdos in maga hats holding up signs that say "Donald Trump is not weird"
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My dudes, Telegram is not an e2e messaging app like Signal or WhatsApp. Telegram is more like Twitter. It is a social media app that is mostly public content that also happens to have DMs, where you can turn on e2e messaging with questionable cryptography that most people never even bother to use.

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Am in the midst of back to school shopping, and despite the (legit) claims abt rampant enshittification, I still find it amazing every time I tap my phone to pay w my credit card that in just my lifetime we’ve gone from the “SHUNK-CHUNK” machine to tap-and-pay. It’s really a huge, legit tech shift.

The shunk-chunk machine.
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Computer, enhance

JD Vance and Mike Waltz with mountain dew
WSJ headline says inflation hits lowest level since 2021
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DSdonni.bsky.social

Speak softly. Carry a big stick. Name the stick Gary. Ask people “Would you like to meet my friend Gary?” Then hit them with the stick

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Chris Johnson
@captainslim.lol
Retired airline pilot, cryptography (not to be confused with cryptocurrency) enthusiast. Signal DMs: signal.captainslim.lol
119 followers217 following82 posts