Breaking: Santa has been shot out of the sky by trigger-happy Americans. He appears to be safe and well, but is now being detained by authorities for entering the country illegally. A witness to the events is quoted as saying “we don’t want no foreigners poisoning the blood of our country”

Milton lied to investors. Elmo just lies to consumers, and apparently that’s all well and good 🙃

So many iOS apps don’t support password managers 😭 Also what’s with companies putting the username and password fields on separate pages, so you have to do the password manager thing twice before you can login 🤦‍♂️

If anything I enjoyed it more because the structure was somewhat unconventional, it felt richer and more complex (in a good way) than I was expecting.

I don’t find it comforting, I’m frequently filled with terror at the growing Americanisation of every way of thinking here in the UK, and the knowledge that we’re heading that way 😫

If you told me eBay was a team of like 5 people basically doing fuck all for the past decade, hoarding their mounting gold whilst leaving the site and its users to just manage themselves, I’d probably believe you 😂

Then those people just got mocked and ridiculed, because god forbid anybody in this world dares to not put short term profit and capitalism above all else 😔

I think AI assistants like they’re banking on will absolutely be the future… but the tech is nowhere near good enough yet. They may well fail simply by being too early to market.

This just looks like any ordinary stage lighting. Whoever installed that and pointed it at a crowd deserves endless lawsuits and jail time, regardless of how much you might hate the victims.

But yes, all speculation, and probably partially or entirely wrong. But entirely plausible 🤷‍♂️