Just found out how Americans pronounce the word “buoy” and I’m not ok

Me saying let’s circle back after the holidays: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me after the holidays: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Trees along Lake Michigan in heavy fog yesterday morning in Chicago. www.flickr.com/photos/deanw...

Breaking: Santa has been shot out of the sky by trigger-happy Americans. He appears to be safe and well, but is now being detained by authorities for entering the country illegally. A witness to the events is quoted as saying “we don’t want no foreigners poisoning the blood of our country”

Milton lied to investors. Elmo just lies to consumers, and apparently that’s all well and good 🙃

So many iOS apps don’t support password managers 😭 Also what’s with companies putting the username and password fields on separate pages, so you have to do the password manager thing twice before you can login 🤦‍♂️

this picture taught me the word "kerning"

If anything I enjoyed it more because the structure was somewhat unconventional, it felt richer and more complex (in a good way) than I was expecting.

People really need to let go of the desperate belief that very rich men must be smart.

I don’t find it comforting, I’m frequently filled with terror at the growing Americanisation of every way of thinking here in the UK, and the knowledge that we’re heading that way 😫