New biography claims that Sir Keir was born with a disease called lieitis, which renders him unable to lie.

BREAKING Tory and Labour politicians high five beside a sign that reads "MENTAL HEALTH" to raise awareness for people with mental health.

"Well, this is nice, isn't it? Finally some of that 'us' time you've been pestering me for... Yep, just us for a change... Us at the Costa Coffee having some quality time together."

For just £100,000 you can own this golden Sir Keir Starmer victory tourbillon timepiece, one of the best watches made, and a tribute to everybody's favourite Prime Minister.

Sir Keir spotted carrying thousands of pounds worth of donations in suitcases marked "swag".

Labour WILL make Britain great again by leading the AI revolution, claims Sir Keir as he unveils 3D model of Ed Thrilliband.

Chris Bryant and Sir Keir lay out Labour's 5 missions for a better Britain at Labour conference.

Sir Keir accepted £40,000 worth of curries from Masala Zone.

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