“billionaire preachers” 🤔
If you’re wondering how in the hell we got here, and who’s behind it all, read Ava Kofman’s pulls-back-the-curtain investigation into two Texas billionaire preachers powering the Texas GOP to an even more extreme Dominionist stance. And their plans to go nationwide. www.nytimes.com/2024/10/02/m...
They control Republican politics in the state. Now they’re poised to take their theocratic agenda nationwide.
If anyone said the words "Kobayashi Maru" at DJT, he would 100% assume they were talking about a real person, probably the Japanese PM.
okay, Mr. defense attorney, so the bad news is, there was evidence on my phone of the illegal conduct, but hey good news! i deleted that shit and it's gone forever! why are you crying? what are you-why are you taking off your neckt
Let the one who has not attempted to destroy evidence with the FBI in the next room cast the first stone.
Deleting a communications app in the shitter during an FBI interview: CLIENNNNNNNNTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS
🎶"Instanbul* not Cnonstantinople. Now it's Instanbul not Cnonstantinople. Been a long time gone Cnonstantinople. Now it's a Turkish flight and the feds indict."🎶 *I know that's not how it's spelled, but it's how he spelled it, thus the first half of the joke.
I wish every client in the world had but one throat and I had my hands around it
I think @kenwhite.bsky.social put it best on Serious Trouble when he advised potential clients to just resist the urge to *do things*
@kenwhite.bsky.social does this generally work? Asking for a friend who needs to get back to his regularly scheduled catching and eating of leprechauns.
@kenwhite.bsky.social is it me or is Very Clearly specifying that (to slightly paraphrase) "I am paying for this not-bribe and the $10,000 cash payment for it is definitely in my drawer and you definitely will take it" the sort of thing a crooked cop used to getting away with dumbfuck schemes does?