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editor & writer {she/her} work advice @ TheStopgap.net 💥 (send me letters! dearbusinesslady@gmail.com) author of the career guide IS THIS WORKING? newsletter: businesslady.beehiiv.com etc. @ dearbusinesslady.com
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the series of facial expressions Andy Samberg makes while singing “therapy’s for losers” in Bash Brothers (specifically the scene where he’s sitting at the table)

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Rrahaeli.bsky.social

It's all the same issue at heart: either you believe people get to choose what to do with their own bodies or you don't.

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Ssedna51.bsky.social

Me: I should keep a backup supply of the medications necessary to keep my organ transplant functioning, as recommended by goverment authorities My insurer, lighting a cigar with a $100 bill: lol who's paying for that babe? because it ain't us

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first thing walz should have said was: “my opponent will sound smooth and polished with his Yale degree and long career in the rooms of the rich, but every word that will come out of his mouth will be a lie, and it will have to be, because he is defending Donald Trump”

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NBbraak.bsky.social

If the law says that you are a legal immigrant then you are a legal immigrant *because that is what LEGAL IMMIGRANT means*! What Vance is saying is that there's some quality of people that makes them ILLEGALS, and that persists despite them now being legal. (it's that they aren't white)

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MBmariabustillos.bsky.social

YES. flaminghydra.com/free/ $3/month AND save independent journalism

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people of A Certain Age may recall that as kids our parents legitimately needed to be reminded to look around at 10pm and figure out if they still had kids or not.

Image that says it’s 10 PM do you know where your children are. Taken from an old public service announcement from the 1980s.
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DMdrewmagary.bsky.social

To be fair I can’t last more than three minutes on a REGULAR FaceTime call so I guess there could be a stamina element involved

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I *adored* Highlights & the kid's about to start getting it now too thanks to their well-pitched marketing campaign aimed at his grandparents

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pretty sure it's World of Warcraft

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Court Dorkula 🧛🏻‍♀️🦇
@courtguerra.bsky.social
editor & writer {she/her} work advice @ TheStopgap.net 💥 (send me letters! dearbusinesslady@gmail.com) author of the career guide IS THIS WORKING? newsletter: businesslady.beehiiv.com etc. @ dearbusinesslady.com
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