at least 3 episodes of the radio show

taylor swift fans will discuss a music video and tell you the craziest shit you ever heard in your life about the symbolism she put in it but then they're literally right. she did put all that stuff in there on purpose

post season chiefs refs strike again

i think you know my allegiance

nice

men used to go to war now they text you “heyy” 3 times in a row

you idiot we are in our 30s!!!! go to sleep!!!!

I think Pauly Shore writing a medium article called “why I’m leaving Austin” in like 6 months would be the funniest thing he’s ever done though

one thing the communists had right - just give me one of each type of the thing. i do not wish to make decisions about paper towels.

two for two